(Source: angryblackman, via djhatespants)
(Source: gifbending, via jenngofett)
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
reblogging for the flawless commentary
i defenately can’t stop laughing and i’m sick for god sake.
(Source: remain-still, via asizasizasiz)
My heart just broke…..
oh ym god what does it say after “but i’m”
“Hungry”
“Ashamed to beg, but I’m hungry”
(Source: blownkillabee, via unusual-knowledge)
- In 2009, a man married a video game character
- In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
- In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
- Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
- And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Djago?
He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.
The hell you want him to say?
“young black man”
“African American chap”
“Young Brutha”
“beautiful chocolate fellows”
“Nutella flavored Mandingo warrior”
“old sport”
(Source: andross, via peachie-os)
I am 100% convinced this Amanda Bynes thing is fake. Like, a social experiment.
I refuse to believe this is real. NOPE.
NOPE.
(Source: macaronivevo, via pizza)
a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
(via escape-too-neverland)
